I’m currently on a liquid diet in preparation for my first ever colonoscopy1 which is tomorrow. So far my main takeaway is that this is BORING. When you take solid food out of your day you end wandering around like, what can I chew on? Nothing? What about that? No? Ooh, I could really go for some…NO. I have to keep mentally slapping food away from me because right now every single solid food sounds like something I could really go for. I’m not sure how to fill this brain space so why don’t I tell you about a dumb thing I just bought that is sparking some joy? This is not even just a thing I like, but a thing that is bringing me a tiny shred of happiness instead of a large peanut butter cookie with…GODDAMMIT.
Okay, if you were a follower of the blog you know I have a fair collection of David Bowie t-shirts. I’m always keeping an eye out for the next one and Lucky Brand is aware of this and occasionally sends me an email all, looky here lady. You like this one?
I was not certain I liked it but I didn’t not like it because the Aladdin Sane of it all is good but I really wasn’t sure about the floral addition. I waited. It went on sale. I waited more. It went on more sale. Finally I snapped and bought it.
Y’all, the flowers are embroidered on! It’s not just printed it’s fancy and I think it’s really fun. It arrived this morning and I put it on and haven’t taken it off since. I’m wearing a medium and it’s unisex (thus oversized) but I would rather a tee be slight big than too small. Anyway, I love it and it’s making me happy.
Also, I would still very much like something to eat.
Substack friends, do we want to hear about this whole ordeal? I’m not sure if it’s a topic for the newsletter but we all gotta do it, right?
Oof, I feel for you! I've had one, and the prep is the worst part, to be honest. (I've had endoscopies in the double digits at this point and it is just a nice nap with a sore throat and chest after). Hope it all goes okay for you!
Love the shirt! Cheers to you and your soon to be squeaky clean colon!